I just discovered the delightful homepage of Matt Hearn (bass extraordinare at the cathedral, and all around rad dude) and it's a good time. I'm thinking Matt Hearn should be one of those people who should only be addressed as "MattHearn." Either that, or some completely obscure, random thing like "Pommes Frites", "Berkowitz" or "General Custer."
Anyhoo, I stole this idea directly from his website... so I proudly introduce to you My Favorite Search Phrases People Type Into Google, etc., which Lead Them to my Site.
Some of this stuff sounds like poetry, so I'm gonna forego the spam poetry and just give you this today. (Pick up the pieces of your shattered life and move on, yo.)
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