05/09/04: Warning!


I hate hoax warnings, but this one is important. Please send this to everyone on your e-mail list.

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your ass, DO NOT show him your ass.

This is a scam. He only wants to see your ass.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

Fortune Teller Miracle Fish today tells me that I am: Indifferent.   OK, this is starting to get boring. :-/